Don't tell me Jesus ain't comming back!

You can think I'm strange, weird or other wise but I just read something that is disturbing on a whole notha level. Yes I broke out into slang to share this puppy. Lets say that you want to know where someone is at all times. Great there are plans for small computer chip that can do that for you. Conveniently installed under the skin for tracking purposes and outpatient care. Old news you say. We've heard this story before for about ten or more years. Well now there is "option B". For a few extra bucks you can get the deluxe package with cyanide. Yes that's right folks. the option to kill your buddy at will. No more fussing with having to go and kill him or her own your own, just press a button and, poof, no more problems. Only one small detail to consider. Can't get a patent. According to Fox News Germany saw some minor details that they thought could be problematic. Can't imagine why Germany would want to step away from this opportunity. Were is the world going you ask. Well read your Bible, and in the immortal words of La var Burton "but don't take my word for it."

The Happy Agnostic?

Someone else now has it all figured out. "The Bibles not meant to be taken literaly" he says. "Christianity is just about knowing who Jesus was" he claims. "There was no resurection" he explains with authority. Who is this progressive thinking teller of truth? None other than Bart Ehrman . He is gaining popularity as someone that realy knows what Jesus is about. He has found followers that find his explinations resonating with what they have not been able to put into words. So what are we poor Christians to do? Are we to become more educated? For some I would say yes. Why only some? Because few of us can make an intellegent argument for what positions we stand on in our faith. Some should not. Those that think that education is the answer to our lack of depth in an exceedingly antichristian world should rethink there proposal. Im not against reason, however doing ten more bible studies isn't going to make anyone ten steps closer to a deeper relationship with their Lord. For them I would say read your Bible for the pure pleasure of spending time with their Father. But Mr. Ehrman wants you to believe that you cant trust the Bible to do that for you cause its all wrong. What started him on his search for truth. By his own admission its because he couldn't grasp "how there could be a God with so much suffering in the world". I wonder how many of us could answer that question. How many of us know our Father well enough to help someone in pain with that kind of question.
My concern is for those that will find a familiar vioce that agrees with how they feel regaurdless of its truthfullness.

Its good to be the King.

Seriously I've missed this in my readings of the Bible over the years. How, I don't know. But there it is in 1Kings 1:1-4. Someone has the bright idea of giving David a virgin to keep him warm.
HELLO! Guys don't try this with your wives under penalty of death.
Was this their first choice? I guessed it seemed logical. "Blankets . . hmm. . nothing. I got it, virgin."
Maybe they thought he was so sick they would get some last brownie points with him. No one even mentioned a dog or cat. No hot water bottle. No fireplace. Nope, get the man a virgin STAT.